Today I prepared food, cleaned up poop, and gave a baby a bottle. Not so different from my last summer job.
I got stepped on again today. Stupid cows.
Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign LORD! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No unclean meat has ever entered my mouth.”
“Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow manure instead of human excrement.”
-So cow manure is a good thing. But I’m thinking, too much of a good thing…